Toy Story And The Shinning Mash-Up Is So Wrong


So so wrong. Visual artist Kyle Lambert thought it was a good idea to take America’s favorite toy heroes and drop them into one of the most fucked up horror movies ever made. Yes, that’s Woody, with a psychotic face screaming “Heeeeeerrrrreeeee’s Johnny!” He’s transformed the aliens into those crazy hallway twins, the baby doll doing “shinning”, and there’s a sea of bloody red monkeys in a barrel. But without the barrel. And more bloody.

It’s disturbing, but you should totally look below. If you dare….*mwuahahahaha* Continue reading

Finding Your One True Love, A Bra That Fits [Video]


Bra shopping is definitely no Cinderella story. In fact, it’s the worst. Lingerie shop Triumph knows our woes and has made this adorable Disney-esque video about finding “the one.” It’s well written, super cute, and will make you wish bra shopping was this magical.

Check out the video below. Continue reading

Top 5 Best Videos About Star Wars Of All Time


Star Wars holds such a special place in my heart and for so many others. And the best form of flattery of course is parody. Here’s my Top 5 favorite videos about the best space opera ever created!

1. Star Trek’s Tim Russ Explains Star Wars Day

Check out the rest of my list…. Continue reading

Baby’s First May The Fourth: JEDI or SITH ?


This year, I am so lucky to have a baby geek join my hubs and I for Star Wars Day. Even though he’s only 10 months old and probably won’t remember, I plan on be a responsible parent and putting A New Hope on TV for the family to enjoy. As I am planning out our day, I started to question whether my baby would be a Jedi or Sith.

My hubs LOOOOOOVES Star Wars, but he chose a different path…. apparently I am “rebel scum.” Luckily our love is stronger than the Force so we can look past our differences. Also we totally create balance which is an imperative and true to the canon of the movies. So I’m okay with being married to a Sith, but what should be the fate our child?

Now I start to question the path yet to be decided for my little one. Do I let him explore both? Do I explain the difference and push him in one direction? Parenting is hard. So I’ve decided to create a list of pros and cons for both Jedi and Sith so that when he’s older, at least I have a place to start. This is seriously harder than preparing for the inevitable “where do babies come from?” question.

JEDI Pros:

  • Obviously choosing the “good guys” is way better, because they always triumph.
  • The Jedi team has Yoda and Obi Wan and Samuel L. Jackson; it’s doesn’t get more bad-ass than that.
  • You can move space crafts with your MIND! Imagine how much easier cleaning your room would be.

JEDI Cons:

  • You’re father is already a bad guy, and you may or may not lose a hand.
  • If you get a sister, there might be some embarrassing moments later on in life.
  • It’s hard work and could be lonely at times.

SITH Pros:

  • Sith seem to have way cooler weapons and battle moves.
  • I’ve heard they have cookies.
  • “Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”

Sith Cons:

  • Your family will turn against you.
  • When you grow old you’ll be the absolutely ugliest, wrinkliest old man.
  • It’s hard work and could be lonely at times.

This is a tough one. And ya know what? Either way, I’ll just completely love him forever. As long as he loves Star Wars like we do.

May The Fourth Be With You <3


Star Wars Boushh Leia Pop! Vinyl Bobble Head


Star Wars Boushh Leia Pop! Vinyl Bobble Head from Entertainment Earth!

Rielly Joins The Cast of Nerd Lunch For Podcast Episode 176: Summer #NerdToDos 2015

I was asked as fourth chair on one of my all-time favorite podcasts Nerd Lunch!! Along with host CT and Pax, I was joined with Shawn from Branded in the 80s to talk about our summer #NerdToDos. We talked about  summer movies, TV, trips (and some very similar nerd paths) and all the  summer eating we’re looking forward to. And of course, all hilarities ensue.

Check out the full episode HERE and subscribe to this fantastic podcast!

The Tiniest Kitties In Spaceships


Esty shop ChikoCraft makes the tiniest and most adorable necklaces, like these spaceship alien kitties! These furry explorers only measure about an inch and a half, made from resin and polymer clay that’s fired with a high fire glaze.

“These two alien cats are competing to gather information on humans! Help these extraterrestrial critters learn about life on Earth!”

Seriously just stop it. I need these.

Get TACOS AND UNICORNS for $18 in the TeeFury Gallery!