Baby Careers – Lint Farming

“It’s never too early to start a career,” my Little One says to me. “And although lint farming is not lucrative, I am really, really good at it.”

finger-lintYes, yes you are son.

Seriously, WTF? I clean his little fingers and toes everyday, and somewhere between 5 to 10 seconds after a thorough wash, the lint begins to grow. I can understand toe lint if he’s been wearing socks or shoes for longer than 5 minutes, but where is the finger lint coming from? Why does it grow so fast?

Maybe one day he’ll be more interested in a career in the field of Sleeping More Than An Hour, or Keeping Most of The Drool In His Mouth. Ah, wishful thinking.

 

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