“It’s never too early to start a career,” my Little One says to me. “And although lint farming is not lucrative, I am really, really good at it.”
Yes, yes you are son.
Seriously, WTF? I clean his little fingers and toes everyday, and somewhere between 5 to 10 seconds after a thorough wash, the lint begins to grow. I can understand toe lint if he’s been wearing socks or shoes for longer than 5 minutes, but where is the finger lint coming from? Why does it grow so fast?
Maybe one day he’ll be more interested in a career in the field of Sleeping More Than An Hour, or Keeping Most of The Drool In His Mouth. Ah, wishful thinking.