Baby Careers – Lint Farming

“It’s never too early to start a career,” my Little One says to me. “And although lint farming is not lucrative, I am really, really good at it.” Yes, yes you are son. Seriously, WTF? I clean his little fingers and toes everyday, and somewhere between 5 to 10 seconds after a thorough wash, the…

Dormi – Baby Monitor Android App

Welcome to my new category babyGEEK, where I will review geek products to help improve your parenting life, as well as share the trials and tribulations of raising my own first born. When searching for most products, I always read the reviews on multiple sites before I check out, but when it comes to baby…

LTK: Geek Preggers

Dear Kevin, It’s Week 6 and I don’t feel pregnant at all. I don’t feel like I have had any physical changes to remind me every day that you are growing inside me. Seriously, if it wasn’t for the 30 pee sticks I went through 2 weeks ago, I probably still wouldn’t believe it! So…

LTK: Where’s my Red Carpet !?!

Dear Kevin, In Week 5, now that I official know I am pregnant, I feel AMAZING! As in, I feel like I am currently doing the most important thing in my life! Actually, like I am doing the most important thing EVER! Okay I understand that pregnancy and birth have been taking place for bazillions…

LTK: Haikus about Food

Kevin, aka nacho, Food has become the bane of my existence lately. Foods I loved I had to break up with. And foods I sorta liked have now become objects of my obsession. Thanks No fucks are given Hot Dogs are always De-Lish Even in winter